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Thursday, April 25, 2024



April Foolin'

Clyde Hair-Calf Sneaker via Neiman Marcus, $200.00
Clyde Hair-Calf Sneaker via Neiman Marcus. $200.00.
And to think we'd really recommend white tennies with jeans...

Whoh! Whohhh. White sneakers? In 2008, really? What about the Frankenclyde's you so recently praised? And white socks w/ jeans? Am I twelve or am I Greg Brady?
--Bry

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New Balance shoes? Seriously, WTF? Anybody that even resembles an MB can tell you that, barring engaging in serious physical activity, wearing running shoes with white athletic socks is a one-way ticket to Toolbagtown. You would actually have to carry around a bag of hammers, screwdrivers, and pliers to match the toolbag-level quality of your outfit.
--Bo
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You have to be kidding me about wearing the white sneakers. Those New Balance look corrective. You guys just lost 10 cool points.
--Eric

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  • 1 part sweet vermouth
  • 1 part dry vermouth
  • 2 dashes of orange bitters

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