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Friday, March 23, 2018

Ask the MB: Where is the Spectacular Bitch?

Ellen Von Unwerth's <em>Revenge</em> via, $28.20
Ellen Von Unwerth's Revenge via $28.20.
Q: What the heck is the Spectacular Bitch up to? Still no website! I was looking forward to seeing what an alpha female has to say. At this rate she must be in danger of losing the "spectacular" label. Spank her, will you?

A: Oh, Jim! Jim, Jim, JIM!

If anyone deserves a spanking, it's MB. I am ready. I have been ready.

See you soon, you naughty boy.


(Ed. note: she is ready.)



Mezcal Rob Roy

  • 1 oz mezcal (Del Maguey Chichicapa)
  • 1/2 oz dry vermouth
  • 1/2 oz sweet vermouth
  • 1/4 oz Luxardo maraschino liqueur

Stir all ingredients over ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

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