Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
Relax, big spender, we want your knowledge, not your credit card info. If you know about something you think we should know about, let us know (so we can then pretend that we knew about it all along.) Send a tip.
We killed most of them and stole their land, the least we can all do is buy their beautifully handcrafted trinkets. Unsnap those buttons, remove that "Try and Burn This One" buckle, and get in touch with the native in you, (even if there isn't one).
