Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
Relax, big spender, we want your knowledge, not your credit card info. If you know about something you think we should know about, let us know (so we can then pretend that we knew about it all along.) Send a tip.
From a calming chocolate bar to a pearl rope necklace, we have the MB's mistress covered in this year's version of the Mistress Holiday Gift Guide.
Pictured: personalized orange horse knocker stationery from iomoi. When she inevitably goes nuclear and writes the letter to your wife, it should be stylish.
