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Monday Morning Quarterback Week 17

Monday Morning Quarterback Week 17

It's the 5th and final week of Monday Morning Quarterback, a feature that combines our love of chronic traumatic encephalopathy-inducing bloodsport (aka, the NFL) with our passion for style.

We had very limited time to study Week 17 post-game film due to this play that will haunt Chicago Bears fans for years and the drunken revelry that followed. Our apologies.

Andrew Luck

Passer Rating: 101.4

Dresser Rating: 0.0

Total Magnificent Bastard Quarterback Rating: 0.0

With the run his team is on, Andrew Luck might take his post-game superstition — no shower, lucky performance T, Geico caveman facial expressions — all the way to the AFC title. However, it comes at a cost. Luck finishes the season with a Blutarsky-esque TMBQBR of 0.0.

Earlier: Andrew Luck's Post-Game Ritual

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