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Monday, October 5, 2015

From the Shop ↷

Game-Day Belt

Facepainting & foam fingers are not you. A belt made of NFL football leather is. Understated fanaticism FTW!

Game-Day Luxury Box

Transport your game-day suds in style, on a carpet of AstroTurf & a handle made of NFL football leather

Secret Agent Belt

Look like a fictional British Secret Service agent for just $30.07

300-Year Sterling Silver Buckle Belt

Built to look great forever — even if you live to 300

Tackled by Ugly Suit, Reggie Bush Fumbles Heisman

Tackled by Ugly Suit, Reggie Bush Fumbles Heisman
We always thought it was a package deal. You win the Heisman, you get the trophy and a cheap and boxy pinstripe suit to go with it.

But apparently not. In 2005, sports marketers gave Reggie Bush a rent-free home, a limousine, and the suit he wore when accepting the Heisman Trophy in December 2005.

Let's hope they had better taste in rent-free homes and limousines, because to lose a Heisman over a suit he could've picked up from a Men's Warehouse clearance rack is a damn shame.




The classic Negroni is simply equal parts gin, Campari, and sweet vermouth. You can do better.

  • 5 parts Plymouth gin
  • 2 parts Campari
  • 1 part Pimm's No. 1 Cup
  • 1 part sweet vermouth
  • 1 part dry vermouth
  • 2 dashes of orange bitters

Quick shake or stir and pour into chilled Martini glass. Garnish with an orange twist.

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