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Friday, March 23, 2018

The World Series That Was Over Before It Started

The World Series That Was Over Before It Started
This was an epic mismatch. The Colorado Rockies really had no chance against the Red Sox, not because of the talent discrepancy, but because of the logo discrepancy.

Red Sox logo: Bold, traditional, timeless.

Rockies logo: Bland, flat, purple. Looks like it could do double-duty as a generic drain cleaner privately branded by Costco. We'll call it Clog Remover.



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  • 2 oz Bulleit bourbon
  • 1 oz Berentzen Apfelkorn
  • 1/8 oz Laphroaig 10-year scotch
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters

Combine all ingredients in a mixing glass filled with ice. Stir languidly for 28 seconds. Strain into ice-filled rocks glass.

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