Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
Relax, big spender, we want your knowledge, not your credit card info. If you know about something you think we should know about, let us know (so we can then pretend that we knew about it all along.) Send a tip.
British novelist Henry Fielding once said, "Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea." She's got the love and scandal covered. Now she just needs some tea.
These make her look like she's worth a million bucks, when it only cost you $154 (plus shipping). This string of pearls is heavy and sturdy but buy with confidence: it won't hold up as a choking device.