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Sunday, November 29, 2015

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Game-Day Belt

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Top 7 Ways to Golf Like a Total Toolbag


Dress like a toolbag

See also, Top 10 Ways to Look Like a Total Toolbag


Take a cart

Mixing in a salad and walking 18 holes could really help you out, fatty.


Stand behind a player while he's putting

If you got a little closer you'd have an even better look at the line.


Eat sunflower seeds

Leave these for the next time you're in a dugout.


Be loud

You made a 12-footer for par. That's terrific. Now act like you've done it before.


Use a rangefinder

"It's 144 to carry the water, 152 to the hole, 163 to rear bunker." Dude, if you were that good you'd be on a tour.


Use a cellphone

The POTUS cut his round short rather than use on-course communications before the raid on Osama Bin Laden. You think that call from your wife can wait a few hours?




  • 3 shots rye whiskey (or to taste)
  • 1 sugar cube
  • Peychaud's Bitters
  • quarter shot of Absinthe
  • lemon twist

Soak the sugar cube with the bitters and place in the bottom of a highball glass. Mash with the back of a spoon (or muddler, which we hope has not been used to make a Mojito), add the rye whiskey and fill the glass with ice. Stir for about 30 seconds and then strain into another lowball glass that has been rinsed with Absinthe and filled about halfway with ice. Garnish with a lemon twist.

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