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New Feature: Toolbag Confessional
Maybe you wore a Bluetooth headset once. Or Crocs with pleated khakis and a Tommy Bahama shirt. Or power-read the National Review through a pair of Oakley blades.

The Toolbag Confessional is the place to confess your style sins. Selected sinners will receive penance appropriate to their transgressions against Magnificent Bastard-dom. Try it today!

(See the full-size confessional image.)
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2.24.09
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MB Mistress Gift Guide 2007
After the success of the Magnificent Bastard Holiday Gift Guide, we've just completed the first-annual Mistress Gift Guide.

In the "for her love and affection" category, we're recommending a Pound Dog (top) and a Havanese (bottom).

Choose her gift(s) wisely. After all, she can wreck your life.

Enjoy.
posted:
12.5.07
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- features
MB Gift Guide 2007
We're proud to announce the launch of our first annual Magnificent Bastard Holiday Gift Guide.

In the "office horseplay" category, we're recommending the Desktop USB Missile Launcher and the Tranquilizer Dart Gun System.

Enjoy.
posted:
11.27.07
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- features
- gifts
New Feature: How To Determine If Your Chick Is a Dirty Girl
We're proud to announce a magnificent new feature: How To Determine If Your Chick Is a Dirty Girl.

Simply: a.) Inspect your girl, and b.) Determine if she's dirty.

We help with Part B. Give it a whirl.
posted:
11.6.07
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- features
Visit England
Coming soon to magnificentbastard.com: a new feature called "How To Determine If Your Chick Is a Dirty Girl."

Does she wear a lace thong? Dirty Girl points awarded!
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11.4.07
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