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  • Ask the MB

    Ask the MB

    Q: A couple weeks back, I got a Blackwater Security polo shirt from a friend of my sister's. It's black with the "bear paw in a crosshairs" logo and the words "Blackwater" on the left breast. I was wearing it ironically for a while, but now, with the congressional hearings and such, I'm not sure if I should be seen in public with it. What's your take?
    —BJ

    A: Great question. It led us to create the following "Magnificent Bastard Ironic Value Chart." At this point you're better off wearing an O.J. Simpson jersey. May we suggest selling it on ebay and donating the proceeds to the Red Cross?

    ironic value chart

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    10.9.07

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  • Perfect for evening strolls in Baghdad

    Perfect for evening strolls in Baghdad

    Like Pan-Am Cocktail Napkins

    Get 'em while you can still get 'em. John McCain polo shirts, soon to be valuable ironic sportswear.

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    7.25.07

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