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  • Welcome to the 3rd Annual Allyn Scura Eyewear Challenge, sponsored by our all-time favorite eyewear and sunglass outfitter, Allyn Scura.

    The challenge: Identify the nine bespectacled or sunglassified MBs above and you will be entered to win a pair of Allyn Scura frames ($175 value) — like The Legend favored by reigning People "Sexiest Man Alive" Bradley Cooper — or a $100 credit you can apply toward any vintage frames Allyn Scura carries. It's entirely up to you.

    To enter simply email editor@magnificentbastard.com with the names of the men pictured, and in the unlikely event of a tie — this is the hardest contest yet — what they all have in common. One entry per email address. Good luck. The deadline for this contest is next Friday, March 9th.

    Earlier: Bradley Cooper in a pair of Allyn Scura Legends with A-list-only blue lenses.

    Update: Ben Aitkin correctly identified the MBs pictured above. Top to bottom, left to right:

    Frank Lloyd Wright
    Spencer Tracy
    Orson Welles
    Gene Wilder
    Bob Ueker
    Chris Farley
    Steve Miller
    Les Paul
    Willem Dafoe

    He also got the tiebreaker correct (along with a bunch of other fellas): They were all born in Wisconsin.

    What the others not do was get their name randomly picked from a Super Bowl XLV hat. Congrats Ben. Enjoy your new glasses from Allyn Scura.

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    2.28.12

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  • Ask the MB: Tom Petty's Sunglasses (and Scarf)

    Ask the MB: Tom Petty's Sunglasses (and Scarf)

    Q: Any idea what kind of sunglasses Tom Petty's wearing in this picture? I really like their simplicity.
    —Steve


    A: We're not sure of Petty's exact make or model, but you can approximate this look with the Allyn Scura Legend — an MB favorite — with brown lenses. These are also favored by Bradley Cooper in the A-Team, and also when he's off camera.

    Meanwhile, you didn't ask, but we couldn't help but notice Petty's scarf has a message for our readers. It's saying, "Don't do me like that!"

    We know this is a signature look for Petty, but if you ask us, what it says is, 'I've been waiting for the Sundance Catalog to add an ascot page for years, but still no luck. I'll guess I'll use this scarf. And, uh, how do you tie an ascot again? Well, this is sort of close, right?"

    Next week, we're posting a scarf-tying guide that will feature 7 ways to tie one. The Petty won't be on the list.

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    10.14.11

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  • Ask the MB: Women's Glasses for Getting Passes

    Ask the MB: Women's Glasses for Getting Passes

    Q: I'm a 19-year-old girl looking for the perfect pair of eyeglasses. I generally prefer angular frames to round ones. What would you suggest to be worthy of magnificent bastards? I'm currently wearing these from Elizabeth Arden. Don't judge too harshly, they were affordable.
    --Kate


    A: Kate, we recommend a fuller frame vs. the narrow style like your Elizabeth Ardens; the latter is a little too common and expected. Full, angular frames coupled with a dash of artful dishevelment — as demonstrated by MB crush Suzy Kendall in 1967's To Sir, With Love — make you unpredictable, and possibly irresistible. Dorothy Parker was wrong.

    As usual, we recommend starting off at allynscura.com's vintage section and poking around. They just don't make 'em like they used to. If you don't find what you're looking for try Warby Parker's women's frames like the Roosevelt or the Pierce. Warby Parker's frames + lenses are $95 (just 2 bucks more than the EA frames you're wearing now).

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    3.25.11

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