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Friday, November 21, 2014

parke and ronen

Ask the MB: Parke and Ronen Swimwear

Giant Gingham Boardshorts via parkeandronen.com, $98.00
Giant Gingham Boardshorts via parkeandronen.com. $98.00.
Q: What are the MB's thoughts on parke and ronen swimwear? Now that summer is quickly approaching I'm looking for new poolside/lakeside options.
--Kyle


A: Parke and Ronen swimwear is only recommended if you've spent the winter doing crunches and dining on steamed steroids. But if you can wear them and still look straight, every woman within eyeshot will be easy prey.

(This giant gingham 8" inseam model is currently sold out, but it's worth waiting for a replentishment.)

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