Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
Relax, big spender, we want your knowledge, not your credit card info. If you know about something you think we should know about, let us know (so we can then pretend that we knew about it all along.) Send a tip.
Q: Black shirts with colored stripes? Yes or no? I got one for a gift and I'm leaning toward no, but a friend of mine keeps telling me I should wear it. --Dustin
A: Unless you play for AC Milan, this is terrible advice. Either he has no style or he's setting you up to look bad by comparison when you hit the town. Either way, time to fine a new friend.
