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Monday, January 22, 2018



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Black Rubber Uniform Shirt via eXtreme Restraints, $100.00
Black Rubber Uniform Shirt via eXtreme Restraints. $100.00.
Q: Oh Great MB: This weekend I am going to my first BDSM party. There is an expectation to dress in "fetish wear"... well, I am new to all this, and every porn I ever watched, the guys look like a gay men going to a night club. What can I wear that will be appropriate without challenging my heterosexuality?
—Rick


A: You don't want to challenge your heterosexuality, eh? For a minute we were considering the full-body latex catsuit.

Naw. Only kidding. Are there any invites left? Kidding again! Seriously, take this BDSM party opportunity to not only stay in line with your heterosexuality, but to fully embrace your manhood. We're talkin' M - A - N here, Rick, because being a man fucking rocks! (Sorry, you're getting us all fired up.)

Back to your question: A lot of this "gay nightclub" stuff is actually pretty badass in our view. You wouldn't want to mess with that cop from Village People, would you? Thought so. Turn the testosterone dial to 11 and get into this black rubber uniform shirt paired with the black codpiece pants. If you don't have the pipes and tats and attitude and Johnson to pull that off, try a tight-fitting tank-top and a United States Marine Corps jock strap as Plan B.

Have fun, and don't forget to properly accessorize with a leather ball gag (for your submissive, of course).

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BETA

Sazerac

  • 3 shots rye whiskey (or to taste)
  • 1 sugar cube
  • Peychaud's Bitters
  • quarter shot of Absinthe
  • lemon twist

Soak the sugar cube with the bitters and place in the bottom of a highball glass. Mash with the back of a spoon (or muddler, which we hope has not been used to make a Mojito), add the rye whiskey and fill the glass with ice. Stir for about 30 seconds and then strain into another lowball glass that has been rinsed with Absinthe and filled about halfway with ice. Garnish with a lemon twist.


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