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Friday, March 23, 2018

Ask the MB -- Penguin Clothing Part II

Original Penguin white cotton 'Golfing' t-shirt  via bluefly, $21.00
Original Penguin white cotton 'Golfing' t-shirt via bluefly. $21.00.
Q: So I read your "missive" on Penguin clothing and was wondering what you thought about illustrated Penguin t-shirts like this one, featuring a guy teaching a woman how to play golf. Thanks.

A: We like anything that demonstrates to the fairer sex the proper:

* grip
* stance width
* waist bend

For golf.

This question reminds us of the old joke about how you teach your girlfriend or wife how to play golf: A bucket of balls, a 1-iron, and a downhill lie.



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  • 1/8 oz Laphroaig 10-year scotch
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters

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