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  • Ask the MB: Spread or Point Collar?

    Ask the MB: Spread or Point Collar?

    Q: Spread or point collar?
    —Mark


    A: Do you want your face to look longer and thinner or shorter and fatter? For the former, point; for the latter, spread.

    The only two people we've seen who belong wearing spread collars are Adrien Brody and the guy in Edvard Munch's The Scream.

    Earlier: MB Rule: If your nose is as long and sharp as a point collar, wear a spread collar.

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    7.19.12

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