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Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.

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  • Ask the MB -- Wearing Shorts After Dark

    Ask the MB -- Wearing Shorts After Dark

    Q: Why do I see guys out at night in long pants even when it's 90 degrees?
    --Mark

    Those guys you see? They're most likely MBs. Wearing shorts after dark is strictly for college boys and parking valets.

    Please consult our short-wearing guide below for further guidance.



    Magnificent Bastard Short-Wearing Chart

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    7.28.08

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