Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
Relax, big spender, we want your knowledge, not your credit card info. If you know about something you think we should know about, let us know (so we can then pretend that we knew about it all along.) Send a tip.
If anyone can, it's Robert Pattinson, seen here on the cover of the March 2010 Details. We certainly hope he fails, and he likely will. Two years later, this is still a look an MB can safely avoid.