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Friday, August 28, 2015


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Definitely a Fatal Attraction

Definitely a Fatal Attraction
OK. So you fucked up. You slept with some woman while your wife and kid were out of town. She promised to be "discreet" but instead wrecked your life, cooked your kid's pet bunny, and then tried to kill you. You acted like any normal guy and drowned that homicidal psycho in the bathtub. You thought she was dead. Then she leapt up from bottom of the tub and tried to stab you again.

Have we mentioned that zubaz are back? They're angry, wet, and wielding a goddamn butcher knife.

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Martinez

  • 2 parts Hayman's Old Tom Gin
  • 1 part sweet vermouth (Carpano Antica Formula or Dolin Rouge)
  • 1/4 part Luxardo Maraschino liqueur
  • 2 dashes Fee Brothers Whiskey Barrel Aged Bitters

Shake or swirl lightly, garnish with a lemon twist.


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