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Top: Dan Marino on HBO's Inside the NFL with a clear lapel.
Bottom: Dan Marino on CBS's The NFL Today with the most post-peak and grossly unfashionable of all accessories: a US flag lapel pin. (Larry Craigwears one. 'Nuff said.)
Bonus points to Marino for the similarly askew tie knot. Dude swings to the right.
