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Saturday, November 28, 2015

From the Shop ↷

Game-Day Belt

Facepainting & foam fingers are not you. A belt made of NFL football leather is. Understated fanaticism FTW!

Game-Day Luxury Box

Transport your game-day suds in style, on a carpet of AstroTurf & a handle made of NFL football leather

Secret Agent Belt

Look like a fictional British Secret Service agent for just $30.07

300-Year Sterling Silver Buckle Belt

Built to look great forever — even if you live to 300

Frankenclyde Is Back

Frankenclyde Suede via Puma, $70.00
Frankenclyde Suede via Puma. $70.00.
Praise Jebus! Since Puma pulled them from their site about 18 months ago, we've been scouring ebay for a pair of Frankenclydes, with no luck.

They're Franken' back. These are the most comfortable sneakers you will ever have on your feet. Seriously. Not to mention cool as shit. We're buying 4 pair while they still last.

(Burnt Olive-Vaporous Gray show. Also available in Black-White, Java Brown-Safari Beige, and New Navy-Flint Gray.)



Rusty Gets Nailed

An MB-updated version of the Rusty Nail (3 oz scotch / 1 oz Drambuie).

  • a healthy dose of a single malt scotch (The Macallan)
  • splash of Drambuie

Serve on the rocks with a lemon twist. An hour later roll yourself into bed (not necessarily alone).

In-Depth Rusty Gets Nailed Coverage:

Magnificent Bartender: Rusty Nail


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