Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
Relax, big spender, we want your knowledge, not your credit card info. If you know about something you think we should know about, let us know (so we can then pretend that we knew about it all along.) Send a tip.
John McCain may not know how to use a computer, but one of his staffers clearly does because he took our advice and shook hands how hands are meant to be shaken: look the other fella right in the eye.
