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Friday, December 19, 2014

Overheard on Twitter: Ashton Kutcher and His Pants

Overheard on Twitter: Ashton Kutcher and His Pants
@ashtonkutcherspantz dood i am totally punking your ankles rite now!

@aplusk wut?

@ashtonkutcherspantz srsly i bet people are wondering if you got me from yao ming's last clothing swap.

@aplusk check it pantz! It's strategic. Im 32 now. But my giant suit makes me look 14 and RELEVANT. Junior high FTW!

@ashtonkutcherpantz maybe if kevin smith went to your tailor they wouldn't have kicked him off that plane. ur 4 sizes too big look = slimming!

@aplusk zackly! that's why j alba's wearing an ll bean gunny sack instead of a dress.

@ashtonkutcherpantz u guys should totally make emma roberts teach you to dress like grownups.

@aplusk haha, so true. thank u for being my pantz, @ashtonkutcherspantz! so cool ur on Twitter

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Sazerac

  • 3 shots rye whiskey (or to taste)
  • 1 sugar cube
  • Peychaud's Bitters
  • quarter shot of Absinthe
  • lemon twist

Soak the sugar cube with the bitters and place in the bottom of a highball glass. Mash with the back of a spoon (or muddler, which we hope has not been used to make a Mojito), add the rye whiskey and fill the glass with ice. Stir for about 30 seconds and then strain into another lowball glass that has been rinsed with Absinthe and filled about halfway with ice. Garnish with a lemon twist.


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