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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

From the Shop ↷

Game-Day Belt

Facepainting & foam fingers are not you. A belt made of NFL football leather is. Understated fanaticism FTW!

Game-Day Luxury Box

Transport your game-day suds in style, on a carpet of AstroTurf & a handle made of NFL football leather

Secret Agent Belt

Look like a fictional British Secret Service agent for just $30.07

300-Year Sterling Silver Buckle Belt

Built to look great forever — even if you live to 300

Overheard on Twitter: Ashton Kutcher and His Pants

Overheard on Twitter: Ashton Kutcher and His Pants
@ashtonkutcherspantz dood i am totally punking your ankles rite now!

@aplusk wut?

@ashtonkutcherspantz srsly i bet people are wondering if you got me from yao ming's last clothing swap.

@aplusk check it pantz! It's strategic. Im 32 now. But my giant suit makes me look 14 and RELEVANT. Junior high FTW!

@ashtonkutcherpantz maybe if kevin smith went to your tailor they wouldn't have kicked him off that plane. ur 4 sizes too big look = slimming!

@aplusk zackly! that's why j alba's wearing an ll bean gunny sack instead of a dress.

@ashtonkutcherpantz u guys should totally make emma roberts teach you to dress like grownups.

@aplusk haha, so true. thank u for being my pantz, @ashtonkutcherspantz! so cool ur on Twitter



Old Fashioned

  • 1 raw sugar cube
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters
  • 3 oz bourbon

On bottom of Old Fashioned glass (what else?) dribble bitters on sugar cube. Muddle. Fill with ice, then with bourbon. Garnish with lemon twist. No, not a thick orange wedge, handful of cherries, or a cup of fruit salad. A simple lemon wedge.


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