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Wednesday, October 7, 2015

From the Shop ↷

Game-Day Belt

Facepainting & foam fingers are not you. A belt made of NFL football leather is. Understated fanaticism FTW!

Game-Day Luxury Box

Transport your game-day suds in style, on a carpet of AstroTurf & a handle made of NFL football leather

Secret Agent Belt

Look like a fictional British Secret Service agent for just $30.07

300-Year Sterling Silver Buckle Belt

Built to look great forever — even if you live to 300

Things We Wish Women Would Wear More Often: Leather Tube Tops

COMME des GARÇONS Leather Tube Top via YOOX, $138.00
COMME des GARÇONS Leather Tube Top via YOOX. $138.00.

The big problems with tube tops in our opinion? They're too concealing, with too much tube and too much top. This COMME des GARÇONS piece solves that problem. It's more like a mudflap for breasts — ingenious! And yet classy enough to wear in the board room. Who says leather chestwear is only for dominatrixes?

Have you seen a candidate for Things We Wish Women Would Wear More Often? Send a note to and tell us why in 140 characters or less (including the link). If we use it on-air (and on Twitter) we'll send you a 4-pack of Disposable Letterpress Beverage Shields to protect your furniture from the Polar Vortex (Cocktail).




  • 1 1/2 oz bourbon
  • 1 oz Campari
  • 1 oz sweet vermouth, preferably Carpano Antica

Stir over ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and garnish with a cherry.

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