Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
Relax, big spender, we want your knowledge, not your credit card info. If you know about something you think we should know about, let us know (so we can then pretend that we knew about it all along.) Send a tip.
Tony Kornheiser, the most annoying color commentator except for Phil Simms, demonstrates an especially inept comb-over every week on Monday Night Football. Give that man a fedora. Then get him off TV.
