Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
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* It's blue. Like usual. Barack wears the red one. Thems the rules. * Symmetrical. The bad news: demonstrates a lack of creativity. The good news: his Senate desk is probably very clean. * Small knot. You know what they say about guys with small tie knots? Exactly. That, and a knot this small is only achieved with a very cheap silk version. In other words, likely fiscally responsible.
