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Saturday, August 29, 2015


See How Donald Trump Inspired the Sale

Worst Campaign Idea Ever

Please let's nip this in the bud
Please let's nip this in the bud
Last week the Washington Post reported on the Clinton campaign's "tentative dip into new neckline territory."

If this is a trial balloon, consider it the goddamn Hindenburg. No one -- especially not a magnificent bastard -- wants to see the cleavage of a fully unsexy, unstylish 60-year-old woman with cankles.

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  • 2 parts Hayman's Old Tom Gin
  • 1 part sweet vermouth (Carpano Antica Formula or Dolin Rouge)
  • 1/4 part Luxardo Maraschino liqueur
  • 2 dashes Fee Brothers Whiskey Barrel Aged Bitters

Shake or swirl lightly, garnish with a lemon twist.


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