Wednesday, January 14, 2026
Your dad might have a '64 911, a trophy wife, and a full head of dark hair, but we're betting he doesn't have a belt buckle carved from the tusk of a mammal gone extinct 4,000 years ago.
This Craftmasters of Nantucket woolly mammoth ivory and sterling silver buckle carved by master scrimshander David Smith is quite possibly the most MB accessory we've ever seen.
Get one before these mammoth de-extinction efforts come to life.
BETA
An MB-updated version of the Rusty Nail (3 oz scotch / 1 oz Drambuie).
Serve on the rocks with a lemon twist. An hour later roll yourself into bed (not necessarily alone).
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