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Sunday, July 6, 2025



Ask the MB: Camo Pants and Shorts

Ask the MB: Camo Pants and Shorts
Q: I am overweight and poor, and as a result I have a wardrobe that is five years old. I'm trying to make the best of it so I come to you with a question: When are camouflage pants/shorts acceptable?
--Ben

A: Two situations, Ben: 1. Protecting America's freedom, and 2. Halloween costume.

Fast for a day, take the money you would have spent on food and head to the clearance rack at Target, where you will always find multiple pairs of XXL Converse One-Star pants marked down to $10 or less.

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  • 2 oz Tequila (100% agave, blanco is fine)
  • 1 oz Cointreau
  • 3/4 oz fresh lime juice

Shake all the ingredients and pour into a martini glass, rimmed very lightly with salt.

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