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Tuesday, July 14, 2026



Ask the MB: Groin Grooming

Ask the MB: Groin Grooming
Q: My girl trims downstairs, should us guys tidy up? I'm not saying a full wax, I'm just saying...
--Greg

A: As a rule, we're extremely wary of style trends popularized by male porn stars. But if your overgrowth is interfering with your girl's sexual pleasure, well, there are very few opportunities in life where you can come off as sensitive and considerate when your real goal is a blowjob. Break out the trimmers.

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  • 2 oz iced tea
  • 2 oz fresh lemonade
  • 1 oz vodka

Fill a Collins glass with ice. Pour in ingredients. Stir. Garnish with lemon wedge. Pat kerchief on head.

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