Ask the MB -- Wearing Shorts After Dark

--Mark
Those guys you see? They're most likely MBs. Wearing shorts after dark is strictly for college boys and parking valets.
Please consult our short-wearing guide below for further guidance.

BETA
On bottom of Old Fashioned glass (what else?) dribble bitters on sugar cube. Muddle. Fill with ice, then with bourbon. Garnish with lemon twist. No, not a thick orange wedge, handful of cherries, or a cup of fruit salad. A simple lemon wedge.
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