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Wednesday, October 28, 2026



Ask the MB -- Wearing Shorts After Dark

Ask the MB -- Wearing Shorts After Dark
Q: Why do I see guys out at night in long pants even when it's 90 degrees?
--Mark

Those guys you see? They're most likely MBs. Wearing shorts after dark is strictly for college boys and parking valets.

Please consult our short-wearing guide below for further guidance.



Magnificent Bastard Short-Wearing Chart

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  • 1 oz rye whiskey
  • 1 oz cognac
  • 1 oz sweet vermouth
  • 1/4 oz Benedictine liqueur
  • 2 dashes Peychaud's bitters
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters

Build all ingredients in an ice-filled rocks glass. Stir. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.

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