MBartender: The MB's Moustache Guide to Lemon Twists
| Way Too Wide "Waiter, there's a toupee floating in my drink!" This thickness for a moustache has long since been socially unacceptable or comically overused . |
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| Inappropriate Size and Placement Lemon twist meets soul patch. Inappropriate in so many ways. |
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| Too Curly or Thin Your date just lost all respect for you. Were they out of umbrellas? |
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| Too Much Pith Way too thick, man. This Magnum P.I. of a twist translates to being too pithy and bitter. |
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| The MB's Choice Just right. Appropriate thickness. Medium width. A slight curve is fine. Papa would approve. |
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