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Thursday, September 21, 2023



My Panties are This Big!

My Panties are <em>This</em> Big!
Hillary Clinton at last night's debate still sports her trademark matchy-matchy Garanimals style, though thankfully turns down the turquoise.

Someone please help this poor woman not accentuate her unflattering midsection. It's enough to make us want to flee to Canada. Tim Gunn where are you?

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Martinez

  • 2 parts Hayman's Old Tom Gin
  • 1 part sweet vermouth (Carpano Antica Formula or Dolin Rouge)
  • 1/4 part Luxardo Maraschino liqueur
  • 2 dashes Fee Brothers Whiskey Barrel Aged Bitters

Shake or swirl lightly, garnish with a lemon twist.

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