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Wednesday, December 11, 2019



Sarah Jessica Parker! Help Your Husband Out!

Sarah Jessica Parker! Help Your Husband Out!
Matthew Broderick has been spending an inordinate amount of time on the red carpet these days, which is a good thing because he regularly demonstrates what not to do. Though this is an upgrade over his latest appearance, the former Ferris Bueller is still a mistake. At a mere 5' 6", 5' 7" tops, the man should not be in a pair of slim-cut trousers; they merely highlight his much wider ass and belly, which he is apparently trying to disguise with a coat that's two sizes too big.

Carrie Bradshaw please help this poor guy!

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