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Tuesday, September 10, 2024



Sarah Palin's Ass Really Not Looking That Great

Sarah Palin's Ass Really Not Looking That Great
Back in Alaska and cut loose from her GOP style handlers, Sarah Palin quickly went rogue and reverted back to Wasilla WT mom mode. Note that the hair clip is back. Golly geez those '80s habits are hard to break! Perhaps worse is her choice of denim. We applaud the bootcut (inset), but that fit is just not working for her buns. We'd recommend low-rise from AG or Hudson to rectify the situation.

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  • 2 parts Hayman's Old Tom Gin
  • 1 part sweet vermouth (Carpano Antica Formula or Dolin Rouge)
  • 1/4 part Luxardo Maraschino liqueur
  • 2 dashes Fee Brothers Whiskey Barrel Aged Bitters

Shake or swirl lightly, garnish with a lemon twist.

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