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Sunday, July 26, 2026



Show Us Your Game Face, Dude! Corpus Cotton Drop Crotch Pants

Show Us Your Game Face, Dude! Corpus Cotton Drop Crotch Pants
Today, we introduce what we expect will be a recurring feature at MB: Show Us Your Game Face, Dude!

The premise: Anyone model can master Blue Steel or Le Tigre while wearing a non-descript pair of wool trousers or a block stripe cashmere sweater. But it takes a real pro to look serious while wearing some of the get-ups that are an occupational hazard of being a model.

Here, our guy ably feigns indifference to the fact that he's wearing a pair of pants seemingly aimed at the fashion-forward colostamy-bag-wearer market.

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  • 1 oz fresh lime juice
  • 2 oz light rum
  • 3 to 6 oz pure cane sugar cola

Fill tall glass with ice, juice, rum. Top with cola to taste. Stir and garnish with a lime wedge. “To a free and independent Cuba!” Or, the latina who just caught your eye.

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