Top Toolbag's Table Manners
Top: Lift your goddamn arm off the table.
Bottom: Don't lick your goddamn fingers.
And this guy is the host of Top Chef...
Saturday, November 26, 2022
Saturday, November 26, 2022
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Stir over ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and garnish with a cherry.
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