Top Toolbag's Table Manners
Top: Lift your goddamn arm off the table.
Bottom: Don't lick your goddamn fingers.
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Monday, September 16, 2019
Monday, September 16, 2019
BETA
Shake all the ingredients and pour into a martini glass, rimmed very lightly with salt.
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