Top Toolbag's Table Manners
Top: Lift your goddamn arm off the table.
Bottom: Don't lick your goddamn fingers.
And this guy is the host of Top Chef...
Thursday, June 24, 2021
Thursday, June 24, 2021
BETA
Lightly shake, or aggressively stir, ingredients with ice, pour into chilled martini glass. Garnish with lemon twist or a blonde.
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