Top Toolbag's Table Manners
Top: Lift your goddamn arm off the table.
Bottom: Don't lick your goddamn fingers.
And this guy is the host of Top Chef...
Thursday, February 27, 2020
Thursday, February 27, 2020
BETA
Fill rocks glass with ice. Pour in scotch, vermouth, bitters. Stir. Garnish, if you must, with a lemon twist.
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