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Toolbag? Or douchebag? Definitely a 'bag' species of some kind.
Toolbag? Or douchebag? Definitely a 'bag' species of some kind.
Stay tuned to a new feature coming to magnificentbastard.com: Top 10 Ways to Look Like a Total Toolbag. High on the list: Oakley blades.

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