Twins Turning Brad Pitt Into Toolbag?
1. Grecian Formula not supposed to remove all the gray.
2. Un-ironic goatee strikingly similar to Toolbag Extraordinaire Ben Affleck (inset).
3. Gold necklace.
Saturday, December 13, 2025
Saturday, December 13, 2025
BETA
Into a warm rocks glass or snifter, pour your best blended or single malt. Try to make it of legal age, and remember to stop before the rim.
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