Monday, January 12, 2026
| Rock the cardi. Never button the top or bottom. Ben, you're doing it wrong. |
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Always button N-2 on polos. Jack and Gary, take a lesson. |
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When shaking hands, always look the other guy directly in the eye. Nixon didn't get it. Both Kings did. |
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Show a woman you're there to help her be the best version of herself, and you'll even get lucky wearing Vycron polyester. |
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Be your own boss. |
BETA
Soak the sugar cube with the bitters and place in the bottom of a highball glass. Mash with the back of a spoon (or muddler, which we hope has not been used to make a Mojito), add the rye whiskey and fill the glass with ice. Stir for about 30 seconds and then strain into another lowball glass that has been rinsed with Absinthe and filled about halfway with ice. Garnish with a lemon twist.
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