Sunday, July 26, 2026
| Rock the cardi. Never button the top or bottom. Ben, you're doing it wrong. |
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Always button N-2 on polos. Jack and Gary, take a lesson. |
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When shaking hands, always look the other guy directly in the eye. Nixon didn't get it. Both Kings did. |
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Show a woman you're there to help her be the best version of herself, and you'll even get lucky wearing Vycron polyester. |
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Be your own boss. |
BETA
Fill tall glass with ice, juice, rum. Top with cola to taste. Stir and garnish with a lime wedge. “To a free and independent Cuba!” Or, the latina who just caught your eye.
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